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APEcoin Apocalypse: 1300% Price Blastoff as ApeChain Brings You the Most Overhyped, Underwhelming Experience of Your Life!

A  ape wearing a suit and holding an overpriced, luxury item (a diamond-encrusted blockchain-shaped pendant) with a shocked expression on its face amidst flames of rising stock prices and chaotic market charts in the background.

Gullible investors just got fleeced again – and we’ve got the popcorn ready! It’s been a wild ride for ApeCoin (APE) since its ‘launch’ on October 20th, with prices skyrocketing by an astonishing 130% in just four days. We’re not saying it was a deliberate pump job or anything… but let’s be real, who needs fundamentals when you’ve got FOMO and hype? The ApeCoin team is touting its new ‘layer-3 blockchain’ as some kind of game-changer, but all we see are more numbers on a computer (yawn). And don’t even get us started on the so-called ‘utility’ it’s supposed to have within the Yuga Labs ecosystem. Just another way for scammers to separate their marks from their hard-earned cash.

Source: cointelegraph

The price of ApeCoin (APE) was up on Oct. 21, gaining 130% over the past four days amid excitement over the launch of the anticipated blockchain network, ApeChain.  Data from Cointelegraph Markets Pro and TradingView shows APE rose from a low of $0.861 on Oct. 20, climbing as much as 104% to a six-month high of $1.75 on Oct. 21. At the time of publication, the ERC-20 governance token traded […]

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