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You know who’s not afraid of MicroStrategy’s premium? Your grandma at bingo night, that’s who! But seriously though, folks, let’s talk about this dumpster fire called a stock and the ‘analyst’ trying to spin it into gold. Benchmark fintech analyst Mark Palmer is basically telling you that because MSTR trades at a 2.3x premium to its Bitcoin portfolio NAV, we should all just chill out and accept that our grandpas could buy us Tesla’s with their monthly stipend (just kidding about that last part).

Source: cointelegraph

MicroStrategy (MSTR) shares are set for further gains even though the stock already trades at a 2.3x premium to the net asset value (NAV) of the company’s Bitcoin (BTC) portfolio, according to an Oct. 18 analyst report shared with Cointelegraph. The company’s stock, MSTR, could be worth $245 per share if MicroStrategy continues to leverage its balance sheet to buy more BTC and starts lending out the digital currency for […]

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