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ALTSEASON IS COMING… AGAIN! Experts Predict Doom-Inducing Rally to Save Your Portfolio (Probably Not)

AltcoinsBitcoinCrypto News Kevin Nelson September 24, 2024

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The eternal optimists are at it again! The crypto bros can’t get enough of their precious ‘altseason’ predictions. Meanwhile, in the real world, Bitcoin’s dominance is down 1% and altcoins have done nothing but tank over the past year. But hey, who needs facts when you’ve got a falling channel on your chart? According to ParabolicPump (no relation to parabolic failures), ‘the past few days have been very bullish for many #Altcoins!’ Yeah, because that’s exactly what I want in my portfolio: a bunch of worthless coins with no inherent value. .

Source: cointelegraph

Drop in Bitcoin dominance and bullish altcoin market structure have traders predicting ‘altseason’
https://cointelegraph.com/news/drop-in-bitcoin-dominance-and-bullish-altcoin-market-structure-have-traders-predicting-altseason
Altcoins have displayed strength amid Bitcoin’s recovery over the past month, leading analysts to suggest that the market might be on the brink of an altcoin season. “The past few days have been very bullish for many #Altcoins!” ParabolicPump, co-founder of Crypto Capital, said in a Sept. 23 post on X.  Popular trader 360Trader observed that TOTAL3, the total crypto market capitalization excluding Bitcoin (BTC) and Ether (ETH), has retested […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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