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ALTCOINS: Prepare for Armageddon as ‘Substantial Bull Market’ Becomes Only Thing Standing Between You and Certain Financial Ruin — Analyst

News Kevin Nelson September 16, 2024

A comic-style illustration depicting an apocalyptic landscape with crumbling buildings and debris scattered everywhere. In the center, a lone figure stands amidst the ruins, looking up at a dwindling mountain range of cryptocurrency charts in the background. The once-majestic peaks now resemble jagged rocks, symbolizing the decline of altcoin market dominance.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto market… Along comes another analyst predicting doom and gloom for altcoins unless they experience a ‘substantial bull market’. Because, of course, we all know that’s exactly what happens in this industry – projects just magically become valuable because some guy on Twitter said so. Meanwhile, Reflexivity Research co-founder Will Clemente is sounding the alarm about the impending VC funding drought and how it will lead to lower valuations across the altcoin market. Oh no, not another expert warning us of an imminent collapse! How original.

Source: cointelegraph

Altcoins need ‘substantial bull market’ to avoid VC funding drought — Analyst
https://cointelegraph.com/news/altcoin-bull-market-needed-to-sustain-vc-funding-analyst
The altcoin market needs to see a significant rally if crypto projects want to continue receiving a healthy amount of venture capital funding, according to one crypto analyst. Unless altcoins see a “substantial bull market,” fewer crypto projects will be funded, leading to lower valuations across the altcoin market, Reflexivity Research co-founder Will Clemente said in a Sept. 12 X post.  However, Clemente doubts the altcoin market’s chances of achieving […]

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