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ALPHABET CEO’s Insidious Plan to Ruin Your Retirement Is Finally Paying Off in a MAJOR Way

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Satoshi’s ghost is still haunting the crypto space and now Google’s making a killing off its ‘AI bet’ – what a joke! Meanwhile, Alphabet Inc. (GOOG) just jumped 6% on Q3 earnings after Sundar Pichai admitted their AI investment has paid off in spades. The guy must be reading from the same playbook as those crypto bros who thought they could get rich quick with ‘insane’ memecoins.

Source: cointelegraph

Google’s parent company Alphabet Inc. (GOOG) saw its share price jump 5.9% after-hours as its third-quarter results beat Wall Street earnings and revenue estimates — boosted by its artificial intelligence business. GOOG closed up 1.66% on Oct. 29 at $171.14, continuing to climb after the bell to $181.22, according to Yahoo Finance. Its share price is up 21.73% year-to-date. The tech giant’s Q3 revenues hit $88.27 billion, rising 15% from […]

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