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Aleph Zero launches its super-duper-extra-special Ethereum layer 2 mainnet that will totally change the world

Ethereum 4 Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of a rocket blasting off into space leaving behind a trail of smoke while above it is an image of two hands holding each other with their fingers intertwined. The background has subtle gradient colors transitioning from blue to purple representing night sky, in front of the rocket there are faint lines resembling speed and motion blur effect giving sense of movement. In the foreground on either side of the hands a small Ethereum logo appears as if being left behind by the departing smoke trail.

Oh boy, another cryptocurrency project trying to make a splash! Aleph Zero thinks it’s so special just because it has zkOS-powered Ethereum layer 2 mainnet. Let me tell you what this means in simple terms: they’re trying to be faster than the regular old Bitcoin and Ethereum networks (because who doesn’t want their money transactions to happen quicker, right?). But here’s the thing – speed isn’t everything! Aleph Zero is still just a bunch of numbers on a computer created from thin air. It has no inherent value except what people are willing to pay for it.

And don’t even get me started on all these buzzwords they’re throwing around: WASM layer 1, zkOS privacy tools… sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie! But at the end of the day, it’s still just cryptocurrency. And let’s be real – only criminals and speculators are really using this stuff.

I mean, what’s next? Are they going to launch some new “revolutionary” blockchain technology that will change everything?! Please. The whole crypto space is a joke. Just look at all the scams and fraudsters out there preying on unsuspecting investors. High transaction fees, high energy usage… it’s just not worth it.

And what really gets my goat is when these projects try to make themselves sound so important with their “funding programs” and “ecosystem support”. Newsflash: if you’re trying to get rich quick off of cryptocurrency, you’re probably going to end up losing your shirt. Stay tuned for more!

Source: cointelegraph

Aleph Zero launches zkOS-powered Ethereum layer 2 mainnet
https://cointelegraph.com/news/aleph-zero-launches-zkos-privacy-layer2
Aleph Zero, a blockchain ecosystem geared toward privacy and efficiency, has launched its new Ethereum-compatible layer-2 solution on its mainnet. The development aims to utilize the blockchain’s Substrate-based WASM layer 1 as its Data Availability Layer and to integrate with zero-knowledge operating system (zkOS) privacy tools. A press release shared with Cointelegraph states that the new Ethereum Virtual Machine (EVM) layer will facilitate faster transactions to drop block times to […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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