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Africa Set to Be the Next Crypto Gold Rush… Said No One Who Actually Understands Economics

Crypto NewsInstitutional InvestorsRegulation/Negotiation Kevin Nelson September 24, 2024

A stylized illustration depicting a lone figure standing on top of an African savannah landscape with rolling hills and acacia trees, looking out at a distant horizon where a faint outline of the continent's shape is visible. The figure holds a lantern in one hand and gestures towards the future with the other, while a flock of birds fly overhead against a bright blue sky.

Just when you thought cryptocurrency was a dying fad for gullible idiots who want to get rich quick…along comes Ben Caselin from VALR touting the wonders of digital asset adoption in Africa! It’s like he’s trying to convince us that South Africa is some sort of crypto haven, complete with its own regulatory regime and everything. Newsflash: it’s still just numbers on a computer created from nothing!.

Source: cointelegraph

African economies show high potential for digital asset adoption
https://cointelegraph.com/news/south-africa-digital-asset-hub-crypto-compliance-fsca
A number of emerging economies across Africa have the potential to become digital asset hubs. Simultaneously, the cost of compliance for crypto exchanges is increasing as regulatory clarity emerges, according to Ben Caselin, chief marketing officer of VALR, a crypto exchange based in Johannesburg, South Africa. “South Africa is the entryway to the rest of Africa with a good rule of law and independent judiciary. It’s easy to open a […]

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