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Aave Investment Fund: Because Throwing Your Life Savings Into Another Opaque Cryptocurrency Was Exactly What You Needed!

Crypto NewsDeFiEthereum Doug Martinez October 4, 2024

A figure throws money into the air as it soars towards a giant AAVE token hovering above a cityscape with skyscrapers labeled 'DeFi' and 'Cryptocurrency'. The background is filled with swirling dollar signs, while in the foreground, coins are scattered everywhere.

Grayscale’s latest fund is like throwing gasoline on the dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency investing. Because what every investor needs is another way to bet their life savings on a token created by Aave, a DeFi platform with all the transparency and accountability of a Vegas casino. And Grayscale, the world’s largest crypto fund manager (by assets under management, not necessarily by sense), thinks this is a good idea? It’s like they’re trying to make it easy for people to lose money.

Source: cointelegraph

Grayscale launches Aave investment fund
https://cointelegraph.com/news/grayscale-launches-aave-investment-fund
Asset manager Grayscale Investments launched a new investment fund for Aave’s governance token, AAVE, according to an Oct. 3 announcement.  The Grayscale Aave Trust “offers investors the opportunity to gain exposure to AAVE, the governance token for Aave’s platform,” Grayscale said.  The fund, which is only available to qualified investors, adds to Grayscale’s suite of single-asset crypto investment products. In August, Grayscale launched three trusts to invest in the native […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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