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$60k Bitcoin Finally Here So Now We Can All Pretend ETH SUI TAO and NOT Will Magically Become Good Investments Again

An illustration depicting an upward trending line with Bitcoin (BTC) at its peak, surrounded by altcoins like Ether (ETH), Sui (SUI), Bittensor (TAO), and Notcoin (NOT). The trendline is shown as a series of connected rising arrows. Each altcoin has a smaller version of the same arrow pointing upwards from it towards BTC indicating their upward movement in relation to Bitcoin's price surge.

The cryptocurrency market is still reeling from its recent downturn, with many altcoins struggling to regain their footing. However, there are some signs of hope on the horizon as Bitcoin’s recovery continues to gain momentum

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) recovered sharply from the intra-week lows of below $50,000, signaling aggressive buying at lower levels. Although this is a bullish sign, veteran trader Peter Brandt believes the selling is not done yet. Brandt said in a X post that there is a 50% possibility of Bitcoin falling below $40,000. However, the Bitcoin bull-bear market cycle indicator, which had turned negative, has again flipped bullish. CryptoQuant founder and CEO […]

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