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$365 Million Dumps Cash Into Fantasy Currency, Experts Stunned by Lack of Common Sense

A  illustration showing a giant hand pouring money into a fantasy currency vault with coins and bills overflowing out of it. In the background, two figures representing experts are shown looking stunned and confused by what's happening.

The Great Crypto Frenzy Continues: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Fake Money?.

Source: bitcoin.com

On Thursday, U.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) saw gains, while their ether-focused counterparts faced a decline during the day’s trading session. U.S. bitcoin ETFs saw a hefty $365.57 million in positive inflows on Thursday, with Ark Invest and 21shares’ ARKB leading the charge. ARKB pulled in an impressive $113.82 million, followed by Blackrock’s IBIT, which brought home $93.38 million, as per sosovalue.xyz data. Fidelity’s FBTC wasn’t far behind, racking […]

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