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$33 Billion Dollars a Month and Not a Single Penny of It Isn’t Just Fantasy Money We’re All Gonna Make

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The Never-Ending Saga of ‘We’re Going to Make a Lot of Money’ – GRVT’s $3.3 Billion Monthly Volume Commitment is Just Another Case of the Emperor’s New Clothes.

Source: cointelegraph

Cryptocurrency exchange GRVT has received a contractual agreement of $3.3 billion in monthly trading volume, ahead of its anticipated mainnet launch. The hybrid crypto exchange received a $3.3 billion monthly trading volume agreement from popular market makers such as Galaxy Trading Asia Limited., DV Chain, CMS and others, who committed to deliver this trading volume on a monthly basis. The achievement can partly be attributed to GRVT’s hybrid technological stack, […]

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