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$2 BILLION REACHED IN TOKENIZED TREASURY BONDS: Because Who Needs Actual Financial Literacy When You Can Just Throw Money at a Wildly Unproven Concept?

A stylized illustration depicting a massive wave crashing onto shore, with $2 billion worth of tokens represented as ocean foam cresting above it. In the background, various financial institutions and blockchain logos (Blackrock, Franklin Templeton, Ethereum, Stellar, Solana) are shown being swept away by the tide, while in the foreground, a few tokenized funds' market caps ($502 million, $427 million, etc.) appear as beach stones scattered about.

The tokenized Treasury bond bubble continues to inflate like a poorly secured Bitcoin ATM at a crypto conference for gullible idiots. Blackrock and Franklin Templeton’s funds have somehow managed to corner 45% of the market share in this wild west frontier, because who wouldn’t trust their money with two companies that got rich off selling overpriced mutual funds? Meanwhile, Ondo is quietly raking it in like a crypto bro at a Vegas poker table, while Stellar and Solana are just along for the ride. But hey, $2 billion is a nice milestone to reach when you’re still not sure what this whole tokenized Treasury bond thing even means or why anyone would want one.

Source: bitcoin.com

The U.S. Treasury bond-backed token economy has recently crossed a significant milestone, now exceeding $2 billion in value. Among the various projects contributing to this total, Blackrock and Franklin Templeton’s tokenized funds stand out, commanding a dominant 44.95% share of the net value. As August wraps up, the combined value of tokenized U.S. Treasuries, bonds, and cash-equivalents has hit an impressive $2.07 billion. Since Jan. 1, 2023, this market has […]

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