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$18 BILLION BOOM: Retail Investors Flocking to Solana Liquid Staking Like Moths to a Flame, Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Cryptocurrency?

Crypto NewsDeFiEthereum Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

A moth is shown flying towards a flame with an exaggerated expression of excitement, while flames are depicted as dollar signs ($18 billion) rising in the background.

Folks, let’s get this over with – another bunch of hot air about cryptocurrency ‘growth’ that will inevitably end in tears for the poor saps who invested. Solana liquid staking is expected to increase by a whopping fivefold (because why settle for just one fold?) due to retail investor adoption because apparently these people are still clamoring to put their money into something as ephemeral and worthless as cryptocurrency. I mean, come on – it’s numbers on a computer created from thin air with no inherent value whatsoever! Who wouldn’t want in? Bybit Research thinks that this will somehow lead to increased capital efficiency for investors by letting them deploy the equivalent of staked tokens elsewhere… yadda yadda yadda. Meanwhile, I’m over here thinking about how much more efficiently they could use their money on something actually worthwhile like a decent cup of coffee or a book written by someone other than some crypto bro with delusions of grandeur.

Source: cointelegraph

Solana liquid staking could 5x to $18B on retail investor adoption
https://cointelegraph.com/news/solana-liquid-staking-growth-retail-adoption
Solana-based liquid staking has the potential to increase more than fivefold due to sustained growth in retail adoption. Liquid staking creates more capital efficiency for investors by offering an equivalent of the initial staked token that can be deployed in other decentralized finance (DeFi) applications. Bybit Research suggests that the enhanced capital efficiency in DeFi could lead to a more than fivefold growth in liquid staking on Solana. Bybit Research told Cointelegraph: Solana […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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