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DEFI’S LATEST RECRUITMENT SCAM EXPOSED: Your New Favorite Crypto Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Has Arrived

Doug Martinez November 15, 2024

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Crypto Bro’s Secret Santa: Mysterious Forces Unleash 1000% Surge on Your Entire Investment Portfolio

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Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Blackrock’s Ethereum Fund Just Got a Second Helping of Your Hard-Earned Cash

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Blackrock Unleashes Digital Money Apocalypse: 5 New Blockchains About to Turn Your Savings Into a Never-Ending Game of Crypto Jenga

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BREAKING: Another Day, Another Hack! (But Who’s Counting?)

Linda Williams September 24, 2024

An illustration of a never-ending staircase with each step representing an ETF, leading up to a sign that reads "Solana" and has been partially torn away from its base; in the background, a cityscape is visible through broken windows. A figure at the top of the stairs looks down upon it all while holding onto a rope tied around their waist as they slide back towards the bottom step. The staircase's railings are made up of tiny dollar signs and coins that seem to be falling off into an abyss below, with some stuck in the cracks between steps.

VanEcks Never Ending Quest to Make You Lose Money in a Solana ETF Continues Unabated

Doug Martinez August 20, 2024

An illustration of the dollar bill with its face torn off and fleeing in fear from an explosion marked by red flames and smoke rising above it; a broken chain is seen at the bottom, releasing coins that are scattering away like confetti; nearby, various economic indicators such as inflation rates, interest yields, and stock market indices are shown on screens displaying downward trends. In the background, Tokyo's skyline can be seen with buildings marked by red lights indicating alarm or warning signals. The overall atmosphere is one of chaos and panic.

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An illustration of an old-fashioned hot air balloon rising into the sky with digital currency symbols (ETH) floating away from it in all directions while being chased by a flock of birds representing institutional investors and asset managers; below them lies a cityscape, but buildings are replaced with cryptic financial charts. The balloon is labeled as "Blackrock's New ETHA ETF" and has an arrow pointing upwards to indicate growth. In the background, there is a faint image of Grayscale’s ETHE fund being left behind in its wake.

Blackrock’s New ETHA ETF: Because Who Needs Actual Wealth When You Can Have Digital Hot Air?

Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

A illustration depicting a small town's bank building with its doors wide open, money spilling out onto the sidewalk amidst chaotic scenes of people running away in panic. A shadowy figure lurking behind the scene, holding a laptop and cryptocurrency symbols, symbolizing the dark side of crypto fraud.

Crypto Catastrophe Unleashed You Won’t Believe What Happens When a Small Towns Entire Savings Get Looted by the Dark Side of Cryptocurrency

A stylized illustration of a person sitting at a computer with multiple cryptocurrency wallets open on the screen, surrounded by Telegram chat windows showing users trading and discussing DeFi strategies. The background is a blurred image of blockchain code and TON blockchain elements.

DEFI’S LATEST RECRUITMENT SCAM EXPOSED: Your New Favorite Crypto Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Has Arrived

A illustration of two figures in business attire standing back-to-back with their hands clasped together and a massive cryptocurrency graph rising behind them. The figure on the left is holding a large Bitcoin fund box, while the other holds an Ethereum one. Their body language conveys excitement and caution as they gaze at the rapidly growing market values.

Crypto Bro’s Secret Santa: Mysterious Forces Unleash 1000% Surge on Your Entire Investment Portfolio

A illustration depicting Mara Holdings' CEO with a bitcoin-themed suit and tie, surrounded by giant screens displaying cryptocurrency prices. In the background, three massive data centers are shown with miners hard at work, while in front of them, a large American flag is being constructed from blockchain blocks. The entire scene is set against a cityscape with various pro-crypto politicians standing together.

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UK Pension Funds Suddenly Find Themselves in Hot Water With Shockingly Bad Investment Decision

UK Pension Scheme Embraces Bitcoin: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

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You Won’t Believe the Mind-Numbing Chart That’s Secretly Dooming Dogecoin to a 10,000% Inferno

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Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

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You Won’t Believe the Secret Underground Den of Wealth That’s About to Be Built by a Group of People Who Clearly Hate You and Your Financial Security

New BRICS Digital Playground: Where The Elite Go To Hide Their Money (Again).

Linda Williams November 14, 2024

A illustration depicting JPMorgan's blockchain network as a fiery inferno engulfing wallets and financial documents, with dollar bills and coins flying out from the flames, while a clock ticks away in the background, symbolizing time-saving settlement processes.

JPMorgan Unleashes Hell on Your Wallet: The Crypto-Powered Bank That Will Ruin Everything

Just when you thought JPMorgan couldn't get any more involved with crypto - they're now trying to be a blockchain bank . The news that they'll […]

Linda Williams November 14, 2024

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BREAKING: Crypto Scam Masterpiece Unveiled – Legitimacy for All!

It's official: cryptocurrency has finally achieved what every good scam needs - legitimacy! In all seriousness, Miami-based Web3 payments platform Transak has somehow managed to convince […]

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Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

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Wyden Gets 160 Million Dollars to Sell Your Soul Online and Take Over the World

Wyden's $16.4M Funding Round: Because Who Needs Institutional Oversight Anyway?.

Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

A illustration depicting a giant, smiling piggy bank with 27,000 golden coins spilling out of its mouth, surrounded by dollar signs and chaotic financial charts in the background. The piggy bank is wearing a crown made of Bitcoin logos, symbolizing wealth and dominance.

You Won’t Believe What Billionaire Fools Are Doing Now – One Guy Just Spent $2 BILLION on 27,000 Bitcoins (And You’re Not Going to Be Able to Afford Your Coffee After This)

It's just another day in paradise where billionaires are buying up Bitcoin like it's going out of style, only to watch their 'investments' tank into oblivion. […]

Sam Rogers November 14, 2024

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